I head an Advanced Institute of Teacher Education of international importance as one of the senior Professors of the State managing more than hundred elite human beings. In the present CARD culture, One Bank approached me to convince the Institute employees to go for their CARD. I took initiative- many were trapped including me. I too certified each one’s salary certificate. The Bank sent its agent to have snaps of all yes-persons; I was snapped too but a report came a few days after that my snap has not been fair. So they requested me another snap and I readily agreed being happy about their concern for the Head of the Institute. CARDS came in for all except mine- for me there was a line with regrets informing me that “we are not in a position to offer you a card”. What could be the reason? Is it to establish the credibility in the market to attract more customers? Ultimately a Professor of Teachers was taught a nice LESSON. Please guess which Bank could teach such a lesson?